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Derekkkk667 Profile Information

Penetrating your darkest places
Age 38 From Calgary, Alberta - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a level 9 Shadow Warlord looking for a Black Queen to service. I will be yours until the Great Dragon returns and burns us into sweet nothingness.

All I ask is that you reward me for my loyalty and devotion by enveloping me in the moist folds of your loving void.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
9th lvl Shadow Warlord
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Learning, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well I like to be honest and open and drop all pretenses. So we'll play Dungeons and Dragons, skyclad, while drinking some communion wine I stole from the local church.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Birthday cake. I've heard good things about it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Folk, Metal, New age, Pop, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, History, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Skyclad rituals in honour of the Old Ones.

When I'm not worshipping Shub-Niggurath I like to eat nachos and have fun. I like to watch people and try to figure out which ones have gotten laid recently.

I also like to have deep discussions about the nature of the universe and then make sweet sweet love in defiance of our meaningless existence.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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