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Kid Chaos looking for my metal maiden
Age 39 From Dubuque, Iowa -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I am an entrepreneur who doesn't look like your standard "metal head." I love ink and will have my entire upper torso done before I'm happy with my ink, but everything will be covered while wearing a suit. Due to the social business stigmas (I consult for older business owners who still have the archaic belief that tattoos and piercings are taboo), I don't wear piercings, but once I step away from my business(anywhere between now and 6 years from now)I will be getting a few well placed piercings. I'll leave you to guess the locations (or make suggestions). Now that I've addressed the confusion to my look (since I'm sure anyone who sees my profile pics will be like "this isn't a business dating site"), I will talk more about who I am. I'm an overall hilarious person. Most of my friends tell me that they only keep me around because I'm funny (which makes me wonder what character flaws I have that make them consider getting rid of me. :P). I talk in parenthesis a lot. Probably because I get sidetracked with every word I say and then tell stories or comments going along with the topic. My favorite genre of music is metalcore, but I have a pretty eclectic taste. Some of my favorite bands are Times of Grace, All That Remains, Asking Alexandria, Miss May I, and Bring Me the Horizon. I have a pretty free schedule since I work when I want, and I love to have a good time. My roommates and I tend to spend most days hanging out, listening to music, and being 4:20 friendly. My priorities go as follows 1. My children (I have 2 who live in another state with their mother, and I get to see them whenever I go to Indiana to visit). 2. My career. 3. My love life. So if you are the kind of person who has to be their man's #1 all of the time, then I'm not the kind of guy you are looking for; However, The right woman will easily work her way into the #1 spot because any woman who can support me in my dreams, let me be who I am, and love me regardless of my flaws deserves to be tied for first with my munchkins. But I haven't found that woman yet (hence the reason I'm here). I'm looking for something serious. I'm too old, and have been through far too much to play the young mans game of one night stands and wading through phone numbers. I'm also up for friends, so even if you aren't interested in me romantically feel free to message me anyway to chat. I could always use more people in the area to invite to concerts and festivals. I hope this suffices for the information you were looking for, but if not, message me any question and I'll answer it whenever I can. So until then, here's a winky face to remember me by. ;) |
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Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Sales / Marketing |
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My Job Title Is | Owner/Operator of Apportune Moment |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Comedic, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Party Starter |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Internet, Movies, Playing Cards, Reading, Sports, Travel |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Partying, Reading A Book, Sleeping, Staying At Home |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Dinner and a walk so we would have plenty of time to talk and get to know one another. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Extreme sports. Other than that, I try pretty much anything I want to do. I still have yet to skydive though. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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My Goal In Life Is | To retire by 35 and change the world so I can leave it better than it was when I got here. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Business, Fantasy, Supernatural, Science Fiction |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Hanging out with friends, burning a little herb, and enjoying the streams of never ending laughter. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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What Do You Look For? | The 2 most important factors for me are intelligence and beauty. By beauty, I'm not talking a physical beauty, but beauty as a person. To me, beauty comes from being the kind of person who cares about the feelings of others, does things without personal gain, and overall character. As far as physical beauty goes, I'm an eye guy all the way. To be entirely honest, beautiful eyes with talented make-up artistry are my weakness. If you walk up with vibrant eyes and good make-up around them, just go ahead and hold out your hands because I'll be putty in them. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |