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TheMollusk420 Profile Information

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Age 44 From Punta Gorda, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Joe
I Would Describe Myself As  
Just painting the town brown as a prep cook and living my best life in SWFL. I’m 420 friendly and like to spend my free time working on my house to improve it since Ian came through.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Music, Movies, Travel, Cooking, Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going out for ribs or wings.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Fiction, Horror, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Frowned upon by normal people.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone smarter than the average bear. No noodles in the salad.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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