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Robot-Zombies from the Future attack DC!
Age 37 From Santa Fe, New Mexico - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Take 3 parts geek, 1 part artist, and 2 parts awkward quiet guy in the corner.
Add equal parts romantic and cynic.
Sprinkle with goth-ish tendencies
Blend until liquefied.
Let sit overnight.
Bake.
Cool.
Serve.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s)
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Coffee, Lunch, or Dinner. Something casual. I know it's not very original or creative but there's a reason that it's a time-honored dating tradition. Granted this is simply how the date would start. Where we would go from there would really depend on what kinds of interests we have in common and where the conversation goes. I would tend to avoid a movie unless we literally had all day, because a movie (at least the theater variety) is a long period of not talking, which is not what I want on a first date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
The actual proverbial "date". Every relationship I've had just kinda happened and wasn't started in a dating-like manner. So, though it pains me to admit it, I have never actually been on the traditional "first date" with someone. So that's something I would definitely like to try.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Connection. Plain and simple human connection. I'm looking for that intangible "click" to happen with someone. There's a lot of various things that I find attractive. I don't believe that there is one right person or only one kind of person I'm attracted to. I don't necessarily have a specific "type". By that same token, there are things that turn me off about a person too. People are complicated and so are their likes and dislikes. They are far too numerous varied and complex to list here with anything resembling the reality of the person. So instead of listing a million specifics that will never quite be enough I'll just leave it with this. Connection between two people is really what it breaks down to.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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