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Looking to meet some new people.
Age 40 From Minneapolis, Minnesota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
My name is Joe. I'll be 25 in August.

I'm originally from New York, but I've been living in Minneapolis for the last 5 years.. I'm planning on moving back to New York by the end of the summer.

I have a Boston Terrier named Samson, and he's pretty much the best dog ever. I also have a cat named LeeLoo.

My favorite band in the world is Bad Religion. I've seen them more than a dozen times, and I've even had the chance to meet all of them. I have a Bad Religion tattoo that I was able to show them, and they signed all around it... Then I went and got their signatures tattooed on so I'll always have it. I told you I love Bad Religion.

I'm just getting out of an extremely long relationship, so I'm definitely not looking to settle down or anything, but meeting some new people would be absolutely great.

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Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Box thrower at UPS/Retail slave
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Dining
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I think that a good first date, as typical as it may sound, is dinner and a movie. It's a great way to get to know someone without there being too much pressure...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To not end up in a ridiculously toxic relationship.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To get myself a well paying job to be able to take care of the people I love.

If I could start a band and actually play some shows, I think I'd just about die from happiness.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Blues, Ambient, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I just like to take it easy.. I'm a pretty mellow kind of guy. I like to listen to music and have some good conversations. I like to joke around and make people laugh.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
When I'm looking for a girl, I'm generally looking to find someone that can hold a conversation. Wether it's about music, or anything else really, as long as she's able to actually put some effort into it, I'm pretty happy.

I also look for someone who can make me laugh (which can be kind of tough sometimes, since I feel like I have a pretty sharp sense of humor) and who also likes some of my horrible jokes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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