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Who loves the sun?
Age 44 From Indianapolis, Indiana -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French, Spanish, Japanese |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful. |
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Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Fit |
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My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Education / Academic |
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My Job Title Is | Handler and Advocate |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Often |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Flirtatious |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | filling in absurd lists and questionaires |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Liberal |
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My Goal In Life Is | control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | sinisteriousness and lurking |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |