I'm less of a glass-half-empty kind of guy, more of a glass-half-empty-and-it's-your-round kind of guy.

My heroes are Henry Rollins, Simon Templar, Mark Callaway and Optimus Prime. I speak seven languages fluently, provided you accept that English comprises all of them. Yes, that is possible. I'm fascinated by narrative studies, professional wrestling, lies and drinking, all of which are, to varying degrees, the same thing. I have a large black cat, and he's mine, so hands off.

I like punk and alternative rock, some metal and country music, and a metric shitload of pop music. I know more about movies than you do, but will try not to let that get in the way of a good conversation. I have no real idea why I'm creating this account other than that no one else is in and I'm a little bored.

Zwillinge

Athletisch

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Blau

Kaukasisch

Single

Nein

Nein

Augen

Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Sichtbare Tattoos

Schwarz

Katze

Nein

Universitäts-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Andere

Mit Mitbewohner(n)

Es wird manchmal etwas verrückt

Ja - Oft

Ja - wie ein Fisch

Stille(r)

Freundlich, Comedian, Party-Startet, Flirtwillig, Offen, Eigenartig

Kunst & Handwerk, Lesen, Musik, TV, Filme, Internet, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Tanzen, Familie, Religion/Spiritualität, Kochen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Shoppen gehen, Filme, Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, Ein Buch lesen, TV, In ein Konzert gehen

Oh, this is f**king ridiculous. Ok. Thai food at eight. Pub at half nine. More pub. And suddenly it's one am, we have no idea where the time's gone, and I walk home unable to stop grinning.

YOUR MUM.

Jesus. Talk to me and find out. This description stuff is KILLING ME.

Freundlich, Cool, Albern, Ein Flirt

Andere

Nie

to never have to fill one of these in again.

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Mysteriös, Witzig

Nachrichten, Cartoons, Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Wiederholungen

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk

Anthologie, Auto-Biografie, Biografie, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophie, Bezug, Poesie, Religiös, Science Fiction

Jesus. What, am I five? If you can't figure it out from the rest of this stuff, talk to me and find out...

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Seltsamkeiten, Flirtwillig, Esprit

WHAT. DID I JUST. SAY.

Tick boxes. Above. See them?

Yes.

Internet-Freund, Freund, Vertrauter