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dorkwithoutaface Profile Information

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Age 42 From Ottawa, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I myself am not a goth, but I like the culture as a spectator. I'm a very talkative and funny person. I have a great sense of humor. Annnd I'll write more later! :D
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
I work in a call centre
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Starting with the mundane art of coffee and conversation, then seeing what sort of crazy thing to do (Hey, I don't want to think of everything myself ;) )
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Ha, this is an opener for a raunchy response. There are many things I've always wanted to try and 1000 characters or less won't cut it, plus I do like having some mystery :O
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Make it out alive (wait, how does that even make sense?)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Whatever trouble comes from watching bad horror movies while drinking Whiskey. As you can imagine *anything* could happen (I lead a life of danger I do)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who isn't completely batshit insane. That would be a nice starter. I like weird, I just hate crazy (and I'm talking the bad "I don't take my medication because I like to drink" crazy, not the "Hey, let's dress up as badgers and play chess in the park" crazy, that kind of crazy is actually fun.)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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