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elegant_machine Profile Information

Dreams make no promises
Age 50 From Bothell, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
i've always believed that to define is to limit. but i have the strange feeling that if i don't describe myself, people might just get bored and move on. and we can't have that.
i've been described by others as a "narcassistic f*ckstick", "fun in a box", and even "a hopeless romantic with no hope left." i'm intelligent, creative, babble almost endlessly if given the chance, and twisted. but in a good way.
i know exactly what i want and i'm sick of constantly having to settle. i've been told that i need to lower my standards, but all i want is a girl with intelligence, wit, and the understanding that life is too short to take it so seriously. i don't need another f*cktoy, but the idea of someone who can go from f*cktoy to friend and back again...makes me drool.
we're all damaged in some way, we all have our issues and our neurosis. i understand this. the trick is to find someone who's damage works well with yours.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Ice cream and booze?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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