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Black..slimming and worn by good guys :)
Age 52 From Derby, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Looks like I cant actually change my name..oops, real name is James! Ok OK I really I'm probably not going to stumble onto too many radars on this site.I did ten years in a record shop and saw Nirvana live a couple of times before they got big.Love the alternative scene but everyone I know got married /normal or vanished.
Love all things dark and gothic as well as being daft as a brush. Still listen to Jezebel, Nick Cave, sisters, the Mish, really love stuff like Linkin Park, Within Temptation, HIM and a heck of a lot besides..so impress me..tell me who wrote this:
'Some of us dance on the edge of twilight teasing and touching the void, staring into the blackness, no fear grips our hearts as we out stretch our arms, and sometimes the darkness only finds us when we stop looking for it, a netherworld of love's imagination envelops and we drift into unlife, undeath, unlove, and we call it our lives. The dance of the mundane unfolds and smothers, silently we choke on our sorrow.The darkness enslaves us and no longer can we look into each others eyes, no longer can we look inside ourselves.'
I live and work in Derby, I'm kind of quiet, silly but sincere. I do stand up comedy for a hobby, early days but it's a good challenge.I'll add more to this as I go along, but any questions..just ask!
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Customer Account Controller
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well assuming I actually pop up on anyones radar here, coffee, bite to eat? Just simple to start
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Archery, fencing, Salma Hayek
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Maybe make a career out of the comedy, finish my novel about procrastination. Be happy with someone I love and make a lot of people smile and laugh
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Drinks with friends and a good boogie at Mosh, a nice meal out, cozy nights in. Being creative with other people, comedy clubs(watching and performing, mind you that's not always fun).

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Hmm eyes and smile initially but it's not all about looks, attraction can creep up on you sometimes
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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