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Stay off the partyboat
Age 43 From Manhattan, New York -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As | I used to sell explosionproof lighting equipment until they told me stop coming in. Now i hang around the natural history museum and pretend i work there. In all fairness i do know quite a bit about the biology of a giant squid. |
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Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Job Title Is | VP of Time Theft |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | Alone, With Pet(s) |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Music, Travel |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | I'm not quite sure, but i do like how one of the above choices was "X-TREME SPORTS." So on our first date we're going to jump out of a helicopter with snowboards strapped to our feet while drinking mountain dew. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Driving the world's fastest Cushman cart into a swimming pool full of marshmallows and alligators. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Libertarian |
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My Goal In Life Is | World's richest badminton champ. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Music, Political, Reference, Satire |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Stealing bulldozers, drinking in vacant lots, making lots become vacant by clearing them in a stolen bulldozer while drunk. I also like going to ice hockey games and doing laundry, but not at the same time. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit |
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What Do You Look For? | Someone will to call my bluff when i'm full of bologna, which is often. That being said, i never actually eat bologna. That's just sick. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Intimate, Committed |