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YOU CAN'T SPELL STD WIFOUT AN STD!
Age 40 From Los Angeles, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Other, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
I am club security
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To find someone that I could be my COMPLETE self with no matter how disgusting. I have a very dark side that many seem to find as a trouble spot that they can't pass up.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
To live it && make something of myself.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Strap'n a girli to the wall and have'n my way, play'n the drums, eat'n sushi, drink'n Dr.Pepper && or water, movies or music, the net, go'n out, work'n... sometimes, nerf gun wars, mud, get'n piercings, kiss'n, look'n at booty, vile **** time stories, try'n to fix electronics,

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
The superficial is something that I leave last on the plate. I guess it depends all on what is in front of me at the time
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Committed
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