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Joker looking for Queen of Hearts
Age 38 From Roslin, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Dutch |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | A little about me, because if i give away too much then there will be no surprises! I can talk about anything from shoe string theories of the universe to who was the best teenage ninja turtle. I also have an inner anarchist side to me which is always very much on show. I do stand up comedy in and around Edinburgh and Glasgow, but i do love comedy so don't be surprised if i ask you to a gig. |
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| Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Thick |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Gray |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Other |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Entertainment / Media |
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| My Job Title Is | Sales Manager and Stand Up Comic |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Causing random hilarity |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Pole Dancing, being a ninja, zorbing, swimming with sharks, punching a zebra |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | doing stand up comedy full time and to write novels and tv shows |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Dance |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Ideally I’m looking for someone who is equally happy spending nights in with a dvd and a takeaway or dancing like a crazy fool at a rave in a wherehouse. Someone who can appreciate good music (not the commercially pumped out BS that is forced down our thoughts whenever we want to listen to some music), is pretty cute, alternative and has a fantastic bum! |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed |
