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Morticia? Where is My Morticia?
Age 70 From Lakewood, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a professional tattoo artist of 13 years. Would love to meet a woman that loves ink as much as I do. Not opposed to teaching the right woman the tricks of my trade.

I enjoy fast cars, fine edged weapons, and the dark side of life.

Hate mornings, love hot dark coffee.

Collect pirate stuff.

Enough about me for now.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Tattoo Artist
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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