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randycandy Profile Information

Hell is empty, all the Devils are here
Age 45 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Randy Candy on face. my motorcycle, gore, special effects, Horror in all forms, Cirque Du Soleil, Danny Elfman, Rebellions, Tim Burton, Garbage Pail Kids, Clowns, silly little back flips, Scary stuff, Foam Prosthetics, Rubber/latex props, Pierogi's, Zombies, Eye to Eye contact, rain, muppets, Cartoons, my prey, deserted streets, mysticism, chain saws, fantasy, blood, clown shoes, strange noises, fairytales, vampires, magic, funbags, hearses, gore, The word panties, Squirting flowers, pirates, Monsters, dreaming, Fuzzy stuff, circus arts, Armies of snowmen, fire, special fx, pain, brains, Cotton candy, giggling like a little ***!, Make-up, Weapons, Polka dots, Imagination, Creativity, invisible friends, buffets, blood, donkees, and eating babies!
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
everything unplanned.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
eating people.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
someone that can handle the Candyman.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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