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Age 39 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
i try to be down to earth and just a overall kindhearted person, and if you don't like it, f_ck you, i hope you die.

haha, i love humor like that.

i fall hard quick, easy, and virtually painless, like a glucose meter. honestly, i had that "less compassionate" badge for the longest, and i was all butthurt about it. i go into everything with the highest hopes, i never date more than one person simultaneously. needless to say, i get disappointed a lot, since i've actually been "single" for years now. hmm..okay, what other embarrassing tidbits can i tell you right off the bat?

one time there was this little girl who used to get teased a lot when she was in elementary school. once, on rainy day schedule, her class went to p.e. in the cafeteria/auditorium.there were mats for tumbling and such, and as you remember, you HAVE to take your shoes off to go on the blue mats. it was sometime in the spring, and all the other little girls wore nice filas, nikes, and adidas and shit, but the little girl wore jellies, and she was the only one. well, the evil, evil children of her class decided it would be a riot to take her shoes and throw them away in the cafeteria trash with all the breakfast leftovers. so the little girl had to walk back to class barefoot, and by the end of the day her feet were black as tar until her sister picked her up from school.

the blackfooted girl was me.

i deal with day to day life with melancholy humor, appreciation for irony, and porn. lots of porn, and in that order, too.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
meh, movies are great, i don't care about the event, i just want to meet someone wonderful. then no matter what you do, you can know it's gonna end with a steamy make out session, you know?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
parasailing. i went to hawaii this summer and never did it. now it's all i think about.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to be happy. one day.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Mystery, Political, Poetry, Satire

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm not gonna lie, I likey the tall dudes, but it's not the most important thing. You know what, I'm not going to even go into what I look for. I just...know it when I see it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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