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I'm a dark, twisted soul lookin 4 vamp
Age 32 From Greenwood, Indiana - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, German, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm just a real dark twisted kinda guy. I like the cure and drinking blood in the candle light. I need a woman who can fulfill those needs. I want you to hold me and ease my wretched soul to the horrors of humanity. Let's embrace the shadows and intertwine our souls in the twisted Tim Burton landscape of love and lust underneath the full moon.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
African American, Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Other
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
My Job Title Is  
Courtesy Patrol
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Dark, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Learning, Photography, Sports, Theater, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
One that ends with me IN you.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Putting my ***** inside of a non-human (but still a mammal, Im not a freak.)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Buddhist / Taoist
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Build a hotel for dogs.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Instructional, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Animation, Adult, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Business, Erotica, News, Philosophy, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Poundin' it. Maybe with someone? ;)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Money
What Do You Look For?  
A chick with low standards
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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