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thecontessa Profile Information

This is My Natural Hair Color
Age 52 From Wichita, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
I guess I'm a round peg in a square world. I'm a pagan who leans toward a Gothic lifestyle.
I have a really lame college degree, so I went back to school for Massage Therapy. I still need more schooling before I go back to that vocation, as I want to be nationally certified. My eventual goal is to integrate Western and Eastern philosophies on health and wellness. In the mean time, I work part-time as a bartender and give massages to my friends for fun and profit.
I feel very strongly about environmental issues, equal rights, animal rights, and alternative medicine. Yes... I'm a tree-hugging, animal saving, clean air and water loving hippie. But don't think for a second I can't kick your ass-- I'm still a mean bastard.
I have a wicked sense of humor and a sharp tongue that can get me into trouble. If I think of something inappropriate it's difficult to not blurt it out.
I love music and I sometimes dj. While the darker genres of music are my favorite, my collection is vast and eclectic. I ran a dj night at a local bar for over 7 years. It was dubbed a goth night at one point, but I tried to not let it be so limited.
While I'm not a vegetarian, I do limit the amount of animal products I consume. If it's not organically, humanely raised then I do not want it in my system.

The above being said, I am truly just a big, cheezy nerd. And I really want an army of flying monkeys.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Student
My Job Title Is  
Bar Wench/Massage Therapist/Student
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I like to do something unique and interesting, not the usual dinner-and-a-movie thing (well, unless it's an exotic dinner and an Indie film fest). I haven't been on a graveyard picnic in years. Anyone game?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Parasailing, skeet shooting, to carry water and chop wood, live off of The Grid
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To live well and be happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Spending time with friends either at home or the local bar, reading, listening to music, gardening, playing video games, playing with the kitties. I like cooking if someone else cleans up. I'm re-learning how to knit and be crafty.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
In a mate, I look for kindness first. The rest is just gravy. I prefer someone learned, witty, inventive, quirky, stylish, adventurous, artistic... But the first thing I look for in a person's personality is kindness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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