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Age 40 From San Francisco, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | a raging lunatic. hear me roar... I'm quirky and talk too much when I feel like talking. I've been a bad girl. need punishment. I'm also a nerd, but not a larping kind of nerd. I keep my guard up for a frustratingly long time and I'm kind of a bitter old hag =O |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Fit |
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| My Height Is | 5' 6 (1.68 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Calves |
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| Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s) |
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| My Hair Is | Auburn / Red |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Reptile |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Legal |
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| My Job Title Is | office manager |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Shy, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Dancing, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Music, Reading |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | without boredom of any kind |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | screwing someone as he dies |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to be a prima ballerina. Rather, I'm still finding out exactly what I need/should/want exactly in life but I only ask to laugh a lot and to not be totally depressed =P. I love animals, candy, funny s**t, my car, lots of music and trance, goa, industrial, terror EBM, noise, aggro tech, electro-anything-awesome. I want a beautiful pony someday. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Ambient, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Business, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | anything that causes a lot of laughter... dancing, ice cream, ski ball, talking sh*t, being ridiculous somehow, social experiments, constructive discussion, recreational drugs and OCCASIONAL drunken stupor. I highly enjoy extremely loud obnoxious "dirty" repetitive electronic music LIVE |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | I don't know.. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend |
