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engrish funny
Age 40 From Edinburgh, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
Cool, laid back, creative, inventive, funny, well-travelled, imaginative, "real", third-culture kid, the man from here, there, no where and everywhere, charismatically esoteric not to mention enigmatic, charming, occidental and able to beat the required word count on any profile essay.
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Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
My Job Title Is  
the future of mankind
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Anything that would give us a chance to unwind and get to know each other...sometimes its better to start things simply (ie coffee or pint) and than take it from there...if its a nice day (or night even) a lovely walk in a lovely place well do.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
human flesh...jay kay el oh el...mmm...well come back to this one...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
contentment I suppose...like everyone else. Ha.

Maybe turning the Royal Mile into a homogenized stretch of tacky souvineir shops...oh wait...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
At the risk of sounding vague...its really on a case by case basis...I do however like intelligence, understanding, non-bitchiness, insightfulness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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