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absolut3zero Información de Perfil

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Edad 54 Desde Tulsa, Oklahoma - En línea - Más de 2 semanas atrás
Hombre Buscando Mujer

Información Básica

Puedo hablar  
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como  
If you really want to know about me, you'll have to ask lots of questions. I'm not overly complicated, but neither am I so gifted with the written word that I can manage to give you a glimpse of who I truly am with just a few paragraphs. if improving one's character is supposed to be a journey which lasts a lifetime, then trying to describe yourself to others in one of these things seems an equally arduous and drawn out journey.

I live a fairly quiet life, and that's as much by choice as it is my current circumstances in life. If you're looking for someone that wants to go out 4 nights a week just to feel like you're having a good time and truly living life, then seek elsewhere. I'm not your type. I am neither lame nor cheap. I simply do not see why spending a weekend at home reading a good book is such a bad thing. And by good book, I mean Stephen R. Donaldson, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Robert Jordan, etc.

Music for me is a near spiritual experience at times. I couldn't tell you what gods I might believe in, if any, but whoever they are, I feel closest to them at times when my music is playing. I've always figured that a good concert is likely the closest I'll ever get to true heaven.

If I come off seeming like I'm mad at the world in this profile, I can assure you that's not the case. Well, not entirely. I simply feel no need to waste my time trying to justify who I am to others. I'm a pretty okay person and I don't need to force others to see that in order to be okay with myself.

A few random things about me...

Just because I compliment you, that doesn't mean I'm trying to get into your pants, skirt, dress, bodice, etc. A well spoken and intelligently worded profile on here is more impressive to me than a few glamor shots or some revealing body photos. If I come across a profile that I feel is unique and fun to read, I'll send you a compliment. Regodless of whether or not I think we're the least bit compatible. Compliments shouldn't only be used with people you know or as a means of gaining something from a complete stranger.

I'm firmly convinced that coffee belongs near the top of a top 10 list of things that make life worth living (just underneath music). A few days without coffee or music, and life ceases to be worth living.

I do love a good red wine, but I'm not a wine snob. I'd rather be shot in the head than have to endure some wine tasting even filled with people in suits. On the other hand, if it comes in a box or with a metal screw top lid, it's not really wine in my opinion.

I believe hockey is likely the only sport on TV worth watching. And even then, only sometimes. Well.... maybe World Cup soccer too.

I do have one cat, and am considering a dog, but I don't really think of myself as being an animal lover. However, neither would I ever condone the intentional abuse or neglect of an animal.

I'm pretty much drawing a blank at this point, so if you're still reading, good for you. Now start asking some direction questions!
Signo  
Acuario

Apariencia y Situación

Mi tipo de cuerpo es  
Ancho
Mi altura es  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
Mis ojos son  
Marrones
Mi raza es  
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es  
Divorciado
Tengo hijos  
No
Quiero tener hijos  
Si
Mi Mejor característica es  
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…  
Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es  
Marrones
Tengo uno o más de estos  
Gato
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar  
Si

Estatus

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es  
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es  
Tiempo Parcial
Mi especialidad es  
Arte / Música / Literatura
Mi trabajo es como  
Artist/Wood Turner
Mi salario anual es de  
$15,000USD a $29,999USD
Vivo en  
Solo/a
En casa  
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador  
No
Soy Bebedor  
Si - Socialmente

Personalidad

En el instituto, era  
Cerebrito
Socialmente, me describiría como  
Tímido/a, Observador, Amistoso, Oscuro
Mis aficiones e intereses son  
Artes y Manualidades, Leer, Música, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Computadoras
Mi primera cita ideal sería  
This just seems like the most absurd of questions to ask on a dating site. The obvious answer should be that the ideal date would be one where you get to spend time with someone who really gets you and likes you for who you are. Where you go and what you do on that date are insignificant details.
Siempre he querido probar  
Making one of these online profiles just once without having to rewrite it a million times.
Mis amigos me describen como  
Amistoso, Oscuro, Bobo

Puntos de Vista

Mi religión es  
Espiritual pero no religioso
Voy a la iglesia  
Una vez al año
Mi meta en la vida  
"Our goal in life is to find that we have always been where we ought to be. Unfortunately, we make the task exceedingly difficult for ourselves." - Tennyson
Mi sentido del humor es  
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno, Sádico/a

Gustos

En la TV, siempre veo  
No me gusta la TV
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una  
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Romance
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es  
Industrial, Ambiente, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es  
Clásicos, Fantasía, Ciencia Ficción
Mi idea de diversión es  
Trying to tell you what my idea of fun is would be like trying to tell you who my favorite band is. It varies depending on my mood and the answer you get from me is likely to change from one day to the next. But if you are curious enough to ask, I have nothing to hide and am always glad to answer.

Estoy buscando a

¿Qué te resulta atractivo?  
Inteligencia, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatía, Sensibilidad, Rarezas, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué estás buscando?  
I couldn't even begin to tell you what makes the ideal person for me. I've just always gone by that gut feeling that you know it when you meet that person, and not a minute before hand.

I can tell you I don't have any real hang ups or fetishes as far as appearance goes. I believe a woman can be drop dead gorgeous at any height/weight/hair color/etc. As long as you have the courage to see yourself as being beautiful and take some pride in your appearance, that's all you really need in this life to be beautiful.

I guess the only real must haves as far as who I'm looking for is you must be opened minded and have a great sense of humor. My humor tends to run towards the sarcastic and warped/obscure. People seem to love me to death or hate me with a passion for my humor, but I think it's more important to be true to yourself than to try and be someone you're not just to blend in.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?  
Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido
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