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absolut3zero - Perfil

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Idade 54 De Tulsa, Oklahoma - Online - Mais de 2 semanas atrás
Homem Procurando um Mulher

Informação Básica

Eu Sei Falar  
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como  
If you really want to know about me, you'll have to ask lots of questions. I'm not overly complicated, but neither am I so gifted with the written word that I can manage to give you a glimpse of who I truly am with just a few paragraphs. if improving one's character is supposed to be a journey which lasts a lifetime, then trying to describe yourself to others in one of these things seems an equally arduous and drawn out journey.

I live a fairly quiet life, and that's as much by choice as it is my current circumstances in life. If you're looking for someone that wants to go out 4 nights a week just to feel like you're having a good time and truly living life, then seek elsewhere. I'm not your type. I am neither lame nor cheap. I simply do not see why spending a weekend at home reading a good book is such a bad thing. And by good book, I mean Stephen R. Donaldson, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Robert Jordan, etc.

Music for me is a near spiritual experience at times. I couldn't tell you what gods I might believe in, if any, but whoever they are, I feel closest to them at times when my music is playing. I've always figured that a good concert is likely the closest I'll ever get to true heaven.

If I come off seeming like I'm mad at the world in this profile, I can assure you that's not the case. Well, not entirely. I simply feel no need to waste my time trying to justify who I am to others. I'm a pretty okay person and I don't need to force others to see that in order to be okay with myself.

A few random things about me...

Just because I compliment you, that doesn't mean I'm trying to get into your pants, skirt, dress, bodice, etc. A well spoken and intelligently worded profile on here is more impressive to me than a few glamor shots or some revealing body photos. If I come across a profile that I feel is unique and fun to read, I'll send you a compliment. Regodless of whether or not I think we're the least bit compatible. Compliments shouldn't only be used with people you know or as a means of gaining something from a complete stranger.

I'm firmly convinced that coffee belongs near the top of a top 10 list of things that make life worth living (just underneath music). A few days without coffee or music, and life ceases to be worth living.

I do love a good red wine, but I'm not a wine snob. I'd rather be shot in the head than have to endure some wine tasting even filled with people in suits. On the other hand, if it comes in a box or with a metal screw top lid, it's not really wine in my opinion.

I believe hockey is likely the only sport on TV worth watching. And even then, only sometimes. Well.... maybe World Cup soccer too.

I do have one cat, and am considering a dog, but I don't really think of myself as being an animal lover. However, neither would I ever condone the intentional abuse or neglect of an animal.

I'm pretty much drawing a blank at this point, so if you're still reading, good for you. Now start asking some direction questions!
Signo  
Aquário

Aparência & Situação

Meu Tipo de Corpo:  
Cheiinho/a
Minha Altura:  
1.83 m
Cor dos Olhos:  
Marrons
Minha Etnia:  
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:  
Divorciado
Com Filhos?  
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?  
Sim
Minha Melhor Característica:  
Olhos
Arte no Corpo  
Tatuagem Visível
Cor de Cabelo:  
Marrons
Animais Que Possuo:  
Gato
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?  
Sim

Status

Nível Educacional  
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação  
Meio-expediente
Especialização  
Arte / Música / Literatura
Meu Título de Trabalho É  
Artist/Wood Turner
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano  
$15,000USD A $29,999USD
Eu Moro  
Sozinho
Em Casa  
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo  
Não
Eu Bebo  
Sim - Socialmente

Personalidade

No Colegial, Eu Era Um  
Inteligente
Meu Comportamento Social É  
Tímido, Observador, Amigável, Sombria
Meus Interesses e Atividades São  
Artes & Artesanato, Ler, Música, Filmes, Internet, Jogos, Computadores
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria  
This just seems like the most absurd of questions to ask on a dating site. The obvious answer should be that the ideal date would be one where you get to spend time with someone who really gets you and likes you for who you are. Where you go and what you do on that date are insignificant details.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar  
Making one of these online profiles just once without having to rewrite it a million times.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo  
Amigável, Obscuro/a, Pateta

Vistas

Minha Religião É  
Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso
Frequento Serviços  
Uma Vez Por Ano
Meu Objetivo na Vida É  
"Our goal in life is to find that we have always been where we ought to be. Unfortunately, we make the task exceedingly difficult for ourselves." - Tennyson
Meu Tipo de Humor É  
Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a, Sadista

Gosto

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto  
Não Tenho Uma TV
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um  
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Romance
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço  
Industrial, Ambiente, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio  
Clássicos, Fantasia, Ficção Científica
Para mim, Diversão É  
Trying to tell you what my idea of fun is would be like trying to tell you who my favorite band is. It varies depending on my mood and the answer you get from me is likely to change from one day to the next. But if you are curious enough to ask, I have nothing to hide and am always glad to answer.

À procura de

O Que Você Acha Atraente?  
Inteligência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Esquisitices, Marotice, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros
O Que Você Procura?  
I couldn't even begin to tell you what makes the ideal person for me. I've just always gone by that gut feeling that you know it when you meet that person, and not a minute before hand.

I can tell you I don't have any real hang ups or fetishes as far as appearance goes. I believe a woman can be drop dead gorgeous at any height/weight/hair color/etc. As long as you have the courage to see yourself as being beautiful and take some pride in your appearance, that's all you really need in this life to be beautiful.

I guess the only real must haves as far as who I'm looking for is you must be opened minded and have a great sense of humor. My humor tends to run towards the sarcastic and warped/obscure. People seem to love me to death or hate me with a passion for my humor, but I think it's more important to be true to yourself than to try and be someone you're not just to blend in.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?  
Amigo da Internet, Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a
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