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Caw Caw! Bang! F**k, Im dead!
Ålder 54 Från Tulsa, Oklahoma - Online - För 2 veckor sedan
Man Letar efter Kvinna

Grundläggande information

Jag kan tala  
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som  
If you really want to know about me, you'll have to ask lots of questions. I'm not overly complicated, but neither am I so gifted with the written word that I can manage to give you a glimpse of who I truly am with just a few paragraphs. if improving one's character is supposed to be a journey which lasts a lifetime, then trying to describe yourself to others in one of these things seems an equally arduous and drawn out journey.

I live a fairly quiet life, and that's as much by choice as it is my current circumstances in life. If you're looking for someone that wants to go out 4 nights a week just to feel like you're having a good time and truly living life, then seek elsewhere. I'm not your type. I am neither lame nor cheap. I simply do not see why spending a weekend at home reading a good book is such a bad thing. And by good book, I mean Stephen R. Donaldson, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Robert Jordan, etc.

Music for me is a near spiritual experience at times. I couldn't tell you what gods I might believe in, if any, but whoever they are, I feel closest to them at times when my music is playing. I've always figured that a good concert is likely the closest I'll ever get to true heaven.

If I come off seeming like I'm mad at the world in this profile, I can assure you that's not the case. Well, not entirely. I simply feel no need to waste my time trying to justify who I am to others. I'm a pretty okay person and I don't need to force others to see that in order to be okay with myself.

A few random things about me...

Just because I compliment you, that doesn't mean I'm trying to get into your pants, skirt, dress, bodice, etc. A well spoken and intelligently worded profile on here is more impressive to me than a few glamor shots or some revealing body photos. If I come across a profile that I feel is unique and fun to read, I'll send you a compliment. Regodless of whether or not I think we're the least bit compatible. Compliments shouldn't only be used with people you know or as a means of gaining something from a complete stranger.

I'm firmly convinced that coffee belongs near the top of a top 10 list of things that make life worth living (just underneath music). A few days without coffee or music, and life ceases to be worth living.

I do love a good red wine, but I'm not a wine snob. I'd rather be shot in the head than have to endure some wine tasting even filled with people in suits. On the other hand, if it comes in a box or with a metal screw top lid, it's not really wine in my opinion.

I believe hockey is likely the only sport on TV worth watching. And even then, only sometimes. Well.... maybe World Cup soccer too.

I do have one cat, and am considering a dog, but I don't really think of myself as being an animal lover. However, neither would I ever condone the intentional abuse or neglect of an animal.

I'm pretty much drawing a blank at this point, so if you're still reading, good for you. Now start asking some direction questions!
Stjärntecken  
Vattumannen

Utseende & situation

Min kroppstyp är  
Tjock
Min längd är  
186 cm
Mina ögon är  
Bruna
Min etnicitet är  
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är  
Skild
Jag har barn  
Nej
Jag vill ha barn  
Ja
Min bästa kroppsdel är  
Ögon
Kroppskonst  
Synlig tatuering
Mitt hår är  
Bruna
Jag har en eller flera av dessa  
Katt
Villig att flytta  
Ja

Status

Min utbildningsnivå är  
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är  
Deltid
Min specialitet är  
Konst / Musik / Litteratur
Min arbetstitel är  
Artist/Wood Turner
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år  
Mellan 150 000 och 300 000 kronor
Jag bor  
Ensam
Hemma  
Allt är lugnt
Jag är rökare  
Nej
Jag dricker  
Ja - feströker

Personlighet

I skolan var jag  
Hjärnan
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är  
Blyg, Uppmärksam, Vänlig, Mörk
Mina intressen och hobbies är  
Konst & Hantverk, Läsa, Musik, Filmer, Internet, Spel, Datorer
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att  
This just seems like the most absurd of questions to ask on a dating site. The obvious answer should be that the ideal date would be one where you get to spend time with someone who really gets you and likes you for who you are. Where you go and what you do on that date are insignificant details.
Jag har alltid velat prova  
Making one of these online profiles just once without having to rewrite it a million times.
Mina vänner tycker att jag är  
Vänlig, Obskyr, Tramsig

Åsikter

Min religion är  
Spirituell men inte religiös
Jag går i kyrkan  
En gång om året
Mitt mål i livet är  
"Our goal in life is to find that we have always been where we ought to be. Unfortunately, we make the task exceedingly difficult for ourselves." - Tennyson
Min humor är  
Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Tramsig, Obskyr, Farsartad, Oanständig, Sadistisk

Smak

På TV tittar jag alltid på  
Jag gillar inte TV
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid  
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Romantik
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på  
Industriell, Ambient, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:  
Klassisk, Fantasy, Science Fiction
Det jag tycker är kul är  
Trying to tell you what my idea of fun is would be like trying to tell you who my favorite band is. It varies depending on my mood and the answer you get from me is likely to change from one day to the next. But if you are curious enough to ask, I have nothing to hide and am always glad to answer.

Letar efter

Vad tycker du är attraktivt?  
Intelligens, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Empati, Känslighet, Egendomligheter, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet
Vad letar du efter?  
I couldn't even begin to tell you what makes the ideal person for me. I've just always gone by that gut feeling that you know it when you meet that person, and not a minute before hand.

I can tell you I don't have any real hang ups or fetishes as far as appearance goes. I believe a woman can be drop dead gorgeous at any height/weight/hair color/etc. As long as you have the courage to see yourself as being beautiful and take some pride in your appearance, that's all you really need in this life to be beautiful.

I guess the only real must haves as far as who I'm looking for is you must be opened minded and have a great sense of humor. My humor tends to run towards the sarcastic and warped/obscure. People seem to love me to death or hate me with a passion for my humor, but I think it's more important to be true to yourself than to try and be someone you're not just to blend in.
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?  
En Internet-kompis, Vän, Dejt, Intimt, Hängivenhet
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